The Screen Is Poisonous

My computer screen is poisonous. Don't touch it.

I really hate turning off the screen to find these greasy fingerprints crawling all over it.

i respect my electronic baby and i hope you do too.

i look at it so hungrily everyday and yet i do not see the screen for what it is, i see what the screen sees, i see colors and boxes and pictures but i do not see the screen.

till it is turned off.

then i see it.

black.

a black dwarf ate some plastic

that he told me tasted fantastic

i thought it was absolutely nast

and when i said that he ran fast

he ran to his house in the hill

and took a large bulbous green pill

he grew and grew till he broke the house

and i looked up at him and felt like a mouse

he said now he could have his revenge

for the comment i said about Stonehenge

i asked what he was talking about

but he reached down and i died with a shout